Dear ZaynBear,

Dear Zayn

Yeah the last letter for the day!

But before I continue on my happy note I just want to say sorry for not sending you a letter last week I was really busy with exams and one test and all this other subject mumbo-jumbo things....

But other than that I want to say congratulations on the third year anniversary and also on breaking the Vevo record! As I said the other boys I am really really really really proud of calling myself a Directioner!

So the one thing that I'd love to talk to you about is the fact that you forgot your Twitter password and having to go on LouBums account to say thank you! To be honest, i thought that was really cute and so adorkable I started laughin my a** off no joke! You are so adorable sometimes that I find it hard we ever called you the bad boy in the band.

So moving on to a more serious topic. Well not really serious but..

So last week I told you guys about what I would do if I had the oppurtunity to spend a whole day with you! This week it's my pet peeve about what people say/think when the topic is you. 

For you it's just straight out the racism. It completely annoys me when, this usually happens after they call the whole band faggots, people start calling you a terrorist and crap like that and I definitely hate when people insult you or the band but I definitely draw the line at racism. If you are going to say one racist thing about anything or anyone, you're done. I'll be as cold as ice to you and the only time I'd talk to you is probably to insult you. If you say a racist thing about my boys, the GURL! We have got a serious problem. 

No ory has the right to degrade anybody about who they are because of where they were born or what cour their skin is. They have exactly the same features as you and all their organs work properly. They are another human being who gets hurt and you have no right to downgrade them be a use of their nationality. No right at all.

On that note. I say au revoir ZaynieBear! It is very late for me and I must now go! :D

GoodNight And Love you!

Lots and Lots and  Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear James

Dear Niall, 

First of, im really really really sorry that i couldnt send you a letter last week. I was really busy with school and had two exams and a test and stuff to do. I plead not guilty in court.

On a much congratulatory note. I want to say good job on breaking the Vevo record and congratulations on staying with One Direction for three whole years. It's at these moments that I love to call myself a true directioner because you boys give me a reason to say that. 

Thank you so much and I love you for that.

Moving on, there hasnt been a lot going on apart from the fact that you've been tweeting quite a lot lately. So I guess I should move on to what the theme is for these bunch of letters. 

Which is my pet peeves about what people think when it comes to you.

To be honest, I hate it when people say 'Is Niall the Irish one in the band, he's so ugly he doesnt belong to the band', I just feel like walking up to them and stuffing their big headed mouth up their bumhole but we all know that is not a good thing to do. 

But you know what at the moment I dont really care what people say anymore because you are who you are and i love you just the way you are. 

And no, im not about to break into bruno mars. LOL just kidding maybe i am who knows??

I also think you are a strong person for putting up with b**********and sometimes i just feel like waving a flag and saying go Niall you rock..

But I can't so that because I don't have a flag. :$:$ #TeenProblems

This is a really short letter I know I know but, it's gettin quite late and I still gotta do ZaynBears letter! So again.

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOUR!

And goodnight potatoe!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full and Oceans Full of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear LiLiBoo

Dear Liam,

Hey Liam!

So. Um. Yeahh.

I'm sorry about my messed up schedule this week. I have been so busy at school with 2 exams, 1 test, Subject Selection for next year and all that. I AM SO SORRY!

I really am. But on a happier note I want to congratulate you on your three years together as One Direction and on the Vevo record! I mean I know we did that but congratulations on getting it in your name! 

So it's been a bit quiet on your side of te band. I havent really heard anything worth talking about in my letter but I guess I want to also say congrats on the finishing of the American Leg of the tour!

You guys make me so proud to call myself a directioner! Wow! And I am sooo excited about where your going next! AUSTRALIA HERE COMES LILIBOO! Yep you're where I am soon! And guess what? YOU'RE HERE ON MY BIRTHDAY!

Partyyy!

October 28th you are here in Melbourne! I wish I could say I was coming to see you but... I'd be lying. I am soo bummed and guttered that I don't get to see you on my birthday! Omg. I wish I could just walk in there like a sexy beast and be all: 'Move peasants its mah birthday!' But we all know that aint goin to happen anytime soon!

So the thing for this round of letters is my Pet Peeve of what people do when the topic is you. 

For you Li, it's not really a pet peeve it's more of an inside joke! When peoplego all:

'Awww! Liams such a puppy!' I just scoff and be like:

'Girl please gtfo! You aint seen nothing yet!' And I say that because they obviously haven't seen punk liam! And can I just say: (I'm not scared to fangirl because you're probably notgoing to read this!) OHMYGOD MY OVARIES DEAR POTATOES! You look freaking smoking as punk liam and I just it was just.. It was perf okay? Yes I did just say perf.

Fangirl Mode Deactivated!

So that's all I have to say for this letter! Bye for now LiLiBoo!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

Xx

Dear Superman...

Dear Boobear,

Okay! I APOLOGISE OKAY! I APOLOGISE! I didnt mean to I swear! I plead not guilty your honor! But honestly though today was a really busy week, and yes I did just pull a Nialler on you but yeah... It was a really busy week this week I had like two exams one test and a few other things to do. But I am still going to try to write all of your letters in one night so yeah bowed down peasant.

Ha! Just kidding you cant bow down to anyone. You are the King okay? Kigs don't do bowing down. I just want to say congratulations on the Vevo record and the 3rd anniversary together! I am really proud to call myself a directioner in these moments because you guys are just... you guys are amazing!

So to move on to a more morbid note: 

The Mirror.

#fuckyouthemirror

#gochokeonadick

#areyoustupid

#thingsmorepopularthanthemirror

Are all of the top #'s that were going around when the article was released and yes we did trend at least 2 of them worldwide.

Okay here are my thoughts on it.

The Mirror had no right to publish that article about you and your mom because that is your private life and not theirs they need to learn boundaries. I mean I know that us Directioners arent really any better but we would never imply that your mom was a whore. We are all a family together and when we say that we also mean your family. We would stick up for anybody who was getting hurt in anyway possible. But honestly, the mirror had gone over the boundaries. The thing that surprised me the most was probably when they said your mom and the guy was purposely rubbing it in Elaines face? 

I mean it's not Jay's fault that directioners just managed to get photos everywhere I mean there is this space-age thing called the Internet? If Elaine didn't want to see those photos then she shouldve just stayed away from the Internet!

Stupid people.

Anyway, what are we to do? They're idiots and they are such big idiots that we cant chane anything about it.

So to end on a happy note the thingfor this round of Letters is my pet peeve when it comes to what people think of you. 

Straight out it is when people take the whole carrots thing to a whole new level like I mentioned before, I think it was the last letter, you didn't really say you like carrots you said you like girls who ate carrots therefore I do not get why people send you carrots. I think it was just a big misunderstanding.

Yeah that's my only pet peece I just wish people would stop with the carrots! :D

So yep! That all really! Sorry if it's short Lou but I'm on my phone so I can't check if it's shorter or longer than my last letter to you. Also I don't think I have a lot of time because of the other letters I need to write. :$

So Ciao For Now!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear CurlyFries...

Dear Harry,
hey haz!
It's that time of the month again...
HA! No I'm not talking about my period thank you very much. I meant it's time for me to write a letter to you! Yey! Party!
Anywhoo.
Bet ya thought I was gonna say anywhore right? Na. I'm not the swearing type.
To be honest I don't see the point in swearing. Can't you get your point across without having to be a potty mouth? Like, I get that your expressive and passionate on your opinion but come on. But it's not like I hate on people who swear, it's just not me so I don't swear.

Anyway so!!

I've watched BEST SONG EVER! (Well oviously who hasn't?) It is literally still on replay on my phone. Like I love it!

And can I just say how ADORABLE Marcel is? He is sooo adorable and dorky at the same time but he's not a geek. He is now dubbed ADORKABLE! 

If he was a legit person I think he was the guy in school who everyone liked to tease but not seriously hurt. That's probably because noone ha the hert to seriously hurt him because he was just too nice and too innocent that anyone who dared to would be drowned in oceans of guilt! Yep. He'd be the dork that all the ht girls would coo over saying he was the most adorable thing.

That's who Marcel would be. 

Did you know that not even a week after the video was released, People were already writing fanfics about Marcel? Yup. Our fandom for you. There was this one fanfic where you were Marcel by Day but Harry by night. Again, the directioner fandom everyone!

So last month I told you guys about what I'd do if I had a chance to spend a whole day with you. This month it's my pet peve about what people see you as. Okay, personally, it might be the same for other directioners but personally, it absolutely irks me when people call you the 'leader' of One Direction. I mean, I love you. No doubt at all about that. But just because your adorably sexy and have an amazingly heaven like voice does not make you the leader of a boyband. You are part of what makes One Direction. Without you it won't be One Direction. It just won't be the same. But that doesn't mean that it's all about you. And trust me it ain't your fault but it just completely irks me that this is the way peoples brains work. It's one of those things that annoy me to death! I love you Harry. I really do. And i feel for you whenever people ignore the other boys cause of you. I cannot imagine what it'd be like to see my four best mates get ignored because of something out of my control. But aye, it's life. And it bloody sucks balls too.

Anyway. 

I don't know if this letter is longer or shorter or the same as the last one because I'm writing this on my phone. So um yeah. If it is shorter than I'm sordy but it's been abso hectic at school. It's literally exams/tests every second week. I'm lucky I found time today to talk to you. Anyway, bye for now!

Remember, I love you! And also, CONGRATS ON THE BSE MUSIC VIDEO BEING THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER! And oh GOD!

I just completely remembered that it was your 3 years anniversary as One Direction! Wow. 

I remember when you were on those stairs with that childish look complete with dinples and the bouncy curly hair... Now you're on your second world tour,have a quiff goin on with te bandanas and fedoras that give me and the whole fandom a heart stroke everytime we see it, have half the world female population dying to get you in their pants and still living your dreams. Wow. It's one of those moments where I am so proud to call myself a directioner. So bloody proud. :'D

I actually really have to go now though! So yep!

Lots and lots and buckets full of love,

EmEm

xx

P.S Where do you get your bandanas from?