Dear DJMalik...

Dear Zainie,
Sup bro!
Hehehe yes, that is really how I will greet if you were bro's.
Anyway so are you really that vain? 0.0 (Blunt much? Meh, Love me or leave me right?)
Hehehe just kidding! (I got you there didn't I? :D:D)
But seriously I think it's like another one of those things that the fandom has exaggerated. EVer since Louis told us that 'Zain is vain' it's been 'Vain Zain' ever since. I mean, there are fan fictions that have you buying a whole cupboard full of hair products or you killing someone (not literally, I mean like getting furious at someone) because they stole your mirror and my favourite one, that you sleep with your mirror next to you. Hahahahaha!  Yeah it's almost always a side story in a fan fiction, Zayn loves his hair!
But I don't think you're that vain. I mean everyone wants to look their best right? Nothing wrong with that but I don't think you sleep with a mirror beside you. :D
So if we were to talk to each other for real, I would honestly not talk about hair products, or how you style your hair, or how the pressure is, or how much you love your fans.... I actually wanna talk about you and Perrie. <3<3
ZERRIE 5-EVER!
Yes I am a Zerrie girl. In fact if I could be anybody related to One Direction, apart from Nialls girl, I would want to be Zerrie's child. (That's not creepy at all now isn't it?) YOu guys are probably the hottest/sexiest couple out. You guys just... fit. It makes sense that y'all are together. Plus, there's no drama from Zerrie. It's all just chill. Which is chill. So while we're (I'm) on the subject of Perrie... Recently the fandom was given a bit of a shock when you got a tattoo of a drawn Perrie. :O Now keep reading because I'm not saying how stupid it was or how you're not going to be together forever...
Honestly, I thought it was a cute gesture! I thought it was romantic and adorable. But, I'm not sure if it was a wise decision. Like, I know it's your choice and if you thought it was a good idea then that's fine! You do what you want. :) All I'm saying is that if it was me, I wouldn't have gotten her on my arm. If it was me. But it wasn't and it was all you and as long as you're happy with it then fine. Everyone should just chill out. It's not them who got a tattoo is it? And it's not up to them what you do with your body. It's your body and yours alone.
But other than that I thought it was super adorable and super romantic! Did she like it? I would have :D
Okay, moving on....
Did I mention how much I love your accent? No? Well I really love your accent! Especially how when you're introducing yourself you're just like:
'Hi, meh names Zain.'
It makes my knees go as soft as jelly. Literally. You should introduce yourself more often. Not that there'd be any use to it... More than half the world knows who you are. :D
If I had an oppurtunity to spend a time period with you....
I would probably spend a whole day with you and the rest of the boys (apart from Niall, if you read his letter you'd know why) in the arcade and watch you lose to yours truly... Ha! Just kidding! :D or am I? Or.... I would spend half a day with you just chilling out, we could go to the beach, watch movies, eat, watch more movies, take a walk.... And the other half of the day with Perrie chilling out aswell! That would truly be a kick ass day!
I don't know why but I feel like you'd be an awesome guy best friend... I don't know if it's all the fanfiction I'm reading about you being the best guy that gives out the best advice or if it's just instinct or whatever, but I reckon you'd be an awesome guy best friend. MY guy best friend. :D
Okay that's al I've got right now. My Epicness Levels are drained from being Epic all day. :D
Bye for now! Love you tons!
Lots and Lots of Love,
EmEm
xx

P.S
If you do have a lot of hair products, which would you recommend?

Dear Leprechaun...

Thursday 11th of July 2013

Dear Nialler,

Congrats!

For what you may ask?

FOr helping me finish off 1 or more items in my Life Bucket List! Thank you and I appreciate your effort.

Okay so... I'm not really sure if you and the other boys will be reading each others letters but then again, what are the chances of you reading this alone?

ANyway, so this is so NOT fair to the other boys but you are what normal people call, 'favourite'. 

I put the marks around favourite because that's not the word I would use. I actually don't have a word to use because it's just a tiny bit complicated. :)

You're not my favourite. I don't have a favourite. I love you boys equally. But. But. But. But. (Okay, I think that's enough butts. ;D)

You are the person that gets me to smile faster compared to the other boys. You're the first boy I look for in a group photo. (Only by a millisecond though, I couldn't possibly not look at you boys for more than a second.) You're the one who I seem to be spending more than the usual amount of tweets on on twitter. You aren't my favourite.

But you're the one I fell in love with first. (With the other boys coming in next very closely. I'm talking nano seconds here. :]) << That looks weird. Note to self, never put a smiley face at the ends of brackets....

Anyway sooo yeah, I have just given you an insight to how fangirls work, but just an insight. You've got no idea how crazy are brains are and how weird the way they work is.

ANyway... So.

WHat would I say if I met you? A lotta things.

Nandos? I love it.

(BTW your Coles AD just played on TV. I've only got 8 chances :[ )<<< Urgh I did it again...

Dyou even like Nandos as much as the fandom says? I mean I know you like it a lot but are you lie fully obsessed? Probably not. I mean there are words and stuff coming around saying that if the XFactor thing didn't work out, your dream was to work in Nandos.... 0.0 Yeah maybe not? But I don't mind. I loved Nandos even wayyy before you guys came into my life.

But I don't just have a passion for Nandos... I have a passion for Food in general. See? I even gave it a capital letter.

Speaking of food, that's another rumour that I think may have been exaggerated just a tiny bit too much.  Honestly you should read the stuff the fandom writes about you and your food. There was a fanfic where Harry and Louis threw all your socks and snapbacks into a crowd and you got angry but the moment that your girlfriend from the fanfic gave you a packet of crisps, you calmed down immediately. XD Okay, it was kind of funny but I don't think anybody would be that calm if all their snapbacks and docks were thrown out.

(The Coles AD came on again... Geez you guys are everywhere! :D)

Me? I love every kinds of food. Sweet, sour, bitter, savoury, cold, hot and even spicy. Sadly, I'm still not at that stage of spiciness where I can eat a bite of Peri Peri chicken without needing a whole bottle of ice cold water. But hey, I'm working on it! :)

So about that Bucket List, YOu actually just completed one of it. Not one or more. If you wanted to you could also complete another two or three. One of which is letting me hear your laugh. 

Yeah yeah, I know I can hear it in your interviews and concerts and meet and greets and even before the last chorus of 'She's Not Afraid"but I want need to hear it in person. I feel like it's the only way to really know what it sounds like. I mean, I'm not being snobby or know-it-all or anything but you never know what something really sounds like unless you hear it in person. What with auto tune and garage band and all that chiz.

Another thing that you could help me with is getting a Horan Hug. Yes there is such a thing. People (Directioners) claim that you're hug is 'heavenly and out of this world' but I can't really say much because I haven't had one. (Bro, I haven't even met you in person... -.-)

ANyway enough about my BUcket List and me and more about you.

You.

Niall James Horan. (I swear I'm not a creep almost half the world knows your full name, intentionally or unintentionally.)

In my opinion, in my eyes, in my honest judgement.... I think that you are one of the most charming, handsome, cute, kind, adorable, talented person that I've ever known. At least from what information I've gathered. (Oh gawd, that didn't sound creepy at all know...)

I can't really say I'm right because I don't know what happens behind the camera or behind the stage. I could be completely wrong, which I hope I'm not, but then again I could be spot on. WHo knows? (<< Hehe... That's my fanfic title.)

So again I don't know if you're going to be reading the other boys letter but if you don't...

I've been telling them about what I would love to do with them if we had the chance and so far I've suggested that we go to the arcade. As Best Friends. But with you?

I would actually love to just spend a whole week with you. Half of which you can be Niall Horan from One Direction and the other half you can be Niall Horan form Ireland. :) We don't even have to do much. WE could just stay in and watch movies and completely stuff ourselves with food or we could go all out and go to a different country for the each day. Honestly I'd prefer the staying in watching movies to the different country option. :D But whatever we decide to do I just want there to be a clear separation from the two different Nialls. WHich is how I see it.

Niall Horan from One Direction.

Niall Horan from Mullingar.

Anyway, if I had an opportunity to be with you it would be that.

Okay so I think that I've been writing for too long and I am so flooded in guilt because the fact that I wrote more for you compared to the other boys get my heart in knots. Yes my secret identity is Queen Cheesy.

In fact, I have a theory that if I was the guy, I would be the most romantic boyfriend a girl could get. Like honestly, legit. If I was a guy.

Beyonce: If I was a BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY! I think I would UNDERSTAND!

Hehehe. ANyway.

I seriously have to go know.

Bye!

Lots and lots and Buckets and Oceans Full of Love,

EmEm

xx

P.S Don't tell the boys about us staying in and watching movies. I bet my next pop tart that they will come and crash it no matter what we say. ;D

Dear Daddy Direction...

Thursday 11th July 2013

Dear Daddy Direction,

Hey Liam! 

Again I'm really sorry about not being able to write to you on your proper day, which was yesterday, but I was super busy! I'm so sorry and I hope you accept my Apology cookies because I actually made a batch! :D

Anyway, so finally we get to talk. WEll i get to talk. :D

So, the first thing that I'd love to say... Is about your 'transformation'...

Yeah, yeah I know it's old news but you know, I really want to now what gave you the urge to shave most of your Bieber-turned-Styles hair. Purely out of curiosity, not so I can start some trend or whatever.

I recently read on Sugarscape that it was because you were doing a photo shoot for TeenVogue and just wanted to try something different.

If it's like that then, that's fine not that I care about your choices anyway, because as long as you're happy then, I am too! That's kind of what kind of fan I am. I know it sounds cheesy but it's true in my case. If you smile I smile wider! No Bieber reference intended. And yes so the hair and the tattoos, honestly I thought you would be the last to get all the tattoos. The LOL whatever makes you happy right? I mean his soul about the tattoos, and something about what happened recently?

About Danielle.

Honestly, it's not my place or anything but I was kind of confused as to what happened. All I know is that, you broke up with Danielle because the paparazzi was getting too much, and honestly that's understandable. Nobody has the right to do what the paparazzi are doing, I get that it's their job but there are boundaries at some point. And I think that they should be able to respect the boundaries because even though it's their job to know what's going on, it doesn't mean that they have the right to manipulate your personal life in a way.

That might have been pretty harsh, but they messed with you so that messed with me. 

Honestly I think you and Danielle were a really cute couple and you had that kind of relationship, that anybody would've wanted so it's kind of suckish that you Guys are now broken up. But again it's not my place to say and as long as your fine-ish or okay-ish then I guess I am too.

So on to happier stuff. If you guys decide to read my letters together meaning that you read everybody else's and and everybody reads your and such and such and such. Full stop. Then I guess you guys would know that I have a place in mind that I would love to spend the day with you in and with you or grandma or in the arcade to the boys as well! 

I would love to see what kind of games I can beat you at.

Not many considering the fact that you work out and I don't. But oh well. It's the thought that counts? Is that even applicable in this situation? Meh who knows.... Cause it definitely ain't me!

Hmmmm....

What else to say to Liam....

Hmmmmm....

Honestly I am stumped.

It's quite ironic if you think about it. I always imagine being best friends with you lot then the moment that I can speak my mind, I haven't got that much to say! Maybe it's a fangirl 

thing? or maybe it's just a thing. 

What would you say if you met your ultimate idol? I don't mean just fangirl-worthy idol... I mean IDOL.

Does that make sense? I don't even know anymore. I have a tendency to describe things with hyphens. :/ Bad habit because the words tend to get all jumbled up and confusing.

Anyway, SO I must say Au Revoir now and I will write to you soon! (The second week of next month)

Lots and Lots of Love and More Apology Cookies,

EmEm

xx

Dear Daddy Direction...

Wednesday 10th of July 2013

Dear BooPayne,
HEY LIAM!
I'm sorry about4 this but I haven't got any time to write your letter!
O.O
I AM SO SORRY!
I was super busy today and I just could not find the time to do it! Sorry!
Don't worry! I'll make up for it though!
Tomorrow when I do Niall's letter, I'll do yours first then do Nialls I promise!
I still love you!
Lots of Love and Apology Cookies,
EmEm
xx

P.S
Please accept my cookies!

Dear BooBear...

Tuesday 9th of July 2013

Dear Tommo,

HAIIIIIIII!!!!

Sorry. I imagine that's how loud we'll be greetin each other in real life!

Anyway so you know what I just realize? Well technically I didn't realize it but I read some fanfiction that helped me realize it. It's that you don't actually like carrots! 

What you actually said was and I quote, I like girls who eat carrots. 

Not, I like carrots. 

So it's really funny that everybody seems to be, well not anymore but when they used to be, was sending you carrots expecting you to eat them and thank them but that would make you a girl because you said that you like girls who eat carrots. 

Anyway just a small realization so I'm not really sure what I'd like to say to you in person because I haven't actually met you or seen you in the flesh but, it will probably go something like I feel sorry for you about this whole carrot thing in the whole Larry thing I mean I ship you both but you know there are boundaries.

I mean you should read the fanfition that is on Wattpad especially the Larry ones they get a bit too extreme....

Even for a hard-core fan girl like me...

So yeah, um I not really sure what to say anymore, I guess that I'm writing this, well technically, I'm speaking this into my phone. It's the voice thing on the iPhone4S where you just speak and it'll type for you and it's working pretty well!

It's actually kind of cool!

If you guys ever read this blog and any of my other letters to you, you should look at the last letter that I sent which was to Harold, and you'd see that I suggested that me and Harold should go to da arcade because honestly, he would be the best guy best friend in the whole world and right now I think you should come with us! But I don't know we'd probably end up like destroying the game somehow, probably when I  beat you two at all the games and you just get so mad that you just completely destroy the place kind of like the Hulk except British. 

Actually American policy British? I'm actually not sure...

But anyway I'm just kidding about beating yall at all the games but I'm actually really good at Stacker like, I was just playing a couple of minutes ago, and I can tell you I was literally on the last line for the major prize and I swear on my phone and food that they've rigged the game so that nobody could win, they had a major prize and it was like a Polaroid camera I wanted it so much I spent like 10 bucks on the game and yet I come home empty-handed.

Oh well, what are you going to do about these kind of things not. Well, you know this voice thing on the iPhone4S? You have to say the punctuation words because you can't just keep rambling and it'll automatically put the comma's n stuff which Apple really should improve on... It should be smart enough to know How long of a pause needs to be for the comma or a fullstop. You know?

i just reviewed what I've written so far and I realized, how much I've actually written well I guess that's it for now anyway, I pretty much said all that I needed to.

So, yeah, I got to go now, um if you ever read my letter to you I just need you to know that honestly, that's all I really had to say, surprising, I know. You would expect me to be all:

OH MY GOSH! ASDFGHJKL! Da feels!

But I'm not that kind of fan girl... Cough cough cough

Any way, bye for now see you next month at the second week and yeah!

BAII!

Lots and Lots of Love

EmEm

xx

Dear Curly...

Monday 8th of July 2013

Dear Curly,
Hiya! I'm glad to inform you that you are the very first boy on my list!
No it is not a 'WHo-Should-I-Stalk-First' kind of list. It's a list for my blog, Letters to 1D. SO in a way you're sort of a guinea pig.
Didn't you use to have a guinea pig? Or was it a hamster?
I don't know.
Anyway.
Hmmm. Now that I'm pretending to talk to you as if you were here.... It's actually kind of hard. I mean. What would we talk about? How I fangirl?
Yup. Point taken!
But if you really were here and I had to say one thing (Cos you've got that, ONE THING!) I guess it would be....
How manlier you've gotten!
I'm being serious!
Look at a photo of you from XFactor and compare it to a photo of you now!
It's like the puberty stick gave you another big hit up the head. 0.0 Should I have said that? Meh, it's not like you'd read this anyway...
But I'm being serious...
The shape of your face is sharper, You're curls are more tamed in a way, your smile is more smirky (not sure if that's a word) but your eyes, your eyes seemed to have stayed the same. WHich is a good thing! :)
YOur eyes are still that beautiful green that it was in XFactor. It's still got that mischievous glint to it that shines bright when you've got something funny or happy in mind. ANd they've just got that certain... 'shine' to it.
Sue me for being cheesy but I am dead set, 100%, absolutely, positively serious.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a sweetheart.. Tell me something I don't know! ;D
Kiddin!
So I really want to meet you. Like terribly. Like NEED. I feel like we should just meet up and hang out one day. Like at an arcade or a theme park or something. I would so beat your ass in a few arcade games! :P
That would be an awesome day!
But honestly that would be it. I just really want you as a guy best friend. Nothing more, but nothing less too. I reckon you'd be an amazing best friend...
I honestly don't care about who you date. Of course that's as long as they don't hurt you in any way, physically or mentally because then, GURL! Shit's about to go down! But, as long as you're happy and smiling then I have no problem wether it be Swift or my best friend.
As long as you're happy!
You know I've never been able to end something without saying 'Anyway...' So...
Anyway...  ;D
I have to stop writing now. LOL Your Coles AD just came up on the TV! XD
Coincidence? I think not.
ANyway... (<< See! There it is again!)
I have to go now.
:(
Byee
Lots and Lots of Love
EmEm
xx

Letters To 1D

Hello Everyone!
So as some of you may or may not know this is a new blog that is part of my main blog.
Gee that was so clear now wasn't it?
Well let me explain.
I came up with the brilliant idea last night of 'Letters to 1D'. This is where I will write a letter to each boyo acting as if they actually know I exist, let alone reply. So with this idea in my head I went onto Blogger and made for the 'Pages'.
Sadly, I had no idea whatsoever about how to add another page to my blog. I tried it but it was more of a post on a new page rather than a full page that completely works. I tried everything, mind you.
But, the fates were unkind to me so I decided to make a new blog completely entitled to this.
So. How does this work?
Wel let me enlighten you.
1.) I choose the order in which I will be writing to. (This is already done look at my Little Miss Directioner Blog to know the order.)
2.) I start writing to the first boy as if he was a friend.
3.) I continue doing this with the rest of the boys.
I'm sorry if that was a sucky explanation but that was the best I could do! So yeah, that's how it'll work.
This'll be happening every second week of the month and yeah!
Hpe you like this make sure that you check out my main blog first.
http://littlemissdirectioner.blogspot.com

Love
EmEm
xx