Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Dear BooBear...

Tuesday 9th of July 2013
Dear Tommo,
HAIIIIIIII!!!!
Sorry. I imagine that's how loud we'll be greetin each other in real life!
Anyway so you know what I just realize? Well technically I didn't realize it but I read some fanfiction that helped me realize it. It's that you don't actually like carrots! 
What you actually said was and I quote, I like girls who eat carrots. 
Not, I like carrots. 
So it's really funny that everybody seems to be, well not anymore but when they used to be, was sending you carrots expecting you to eat them and thank them but that would make you a girl because you said that you like girls who eat carrots. 
Anyway just a small realization so I'm not really sure what I'd like to say to you in person because I haven't actually met you or seen you in the flesh but, it will probably go something like I feel sorry for you about this whole carrot thing in the whole Larry thing I mean I ship you both but you know there are boundaries.
I mean you should read the fanfition that is on Wattpad especially the Larry ones they get a bit too extreme....
Even for a hard-core fan girl like me...
So yeah, um I not really sure what to say anymore, I guess that I'm writing this, well technically, I'm speaking this into my phone. It's the voice thing on the iPhone4S where you just speak and it'll type for you and it's working pretty well!
It's actually kind of cool!
If you guys ever read this blog and any of my other letters to you, you should look at the last letter that I sent which was to Harold, and you'd see that I suggested that me and Harold should go to da arcade because honestly, he would be the best guy best friend in the whole world and right now I think you should come with us! But I don't know we'd probably end up like destroying the game somehow, probably when I  beat you two at all the games and you just get so mad that you just completely destroy the place kind of like the Hulk except British. 
Actually American policy British? I'm actually not sure...
But anyway I'm just kidding about beating yall at all the games but I'm actually really good at Stacker like, I was just playing a couple of minutes ago, and I can tell you I was literally on the last line for the major prize and I swear on my phone and food that they've rigged the game so that nobody could win, they had a major prize and it was like a Polaroid camera I wanted it so much I spent like 10 bucks on the game and yet I come home empty-handed.
Oh well, what are you going to do about these kind of things not. Well, you know this voice thing on the iPhone4S? You have to say the punctuation words because you can't just keep rambling and it'll automatically put the comma's n stuff which Apple really should improve on... It should be smart enough to know How long of a pause needs to be for the comma or a fullstop. You know?
i just reviewed what I've written so far and I realized, how much I've actually written well I guess that's it for now anyway, I pretty much said all that I needed to.
So, yeah, I got to go now, um if you ever read my letter to you I just need you to know that honestly, that's all I really had to say, surprising, I know. You would expect me to be all:
OH MY GOSH! ASDFGHJKL! Da feels!
But I'm not that kind of fan girl... Cough cough cough
Any way, bye for now see you next month at the second week and yeah!
BAII!
Lots and Lots of Love
EmEm
xx

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