Dear ZaynBear,

Dear Zayn

Yeah the last letter for the day!

But before I continue on my happy note I just want to say sorry for not sending you a letter last week I was really busy with exams and one test and all this other subject mumbo-jumbo things....

But other than that I want to say congratulations on the third year anniversary and also on breaking the Vevo record! As I said the other boys I am really really really really proud of calling myself a Directioner!

So the one thing that I'd love to talk to you about is the fact that you forgot your Twitter password and having to go on LouBums account to say thank you! To be honest, i thought that was really cute and so adorkable I started laughin my a** off no joke! You are so adorable sometimes that I find it hard we ever called you the bad boy in the band.

So moving on to a more serious topic. Well not really serious but..

So last week I told you guys about what I would do if I had the oppurtunity to spend a whole day with you! This week it's my pet peeve about what people say/think when the topic is you. 

For you it's just straight out the racism. It completely annoys me when, this usually happens after they call the whole band faggots, people start calling you a terrorist and crap like that and I definitely hate when people insult you or the band but I definitely draw the line at racism. If you are going to say one racist thing about anything or anyone, you're done. I'll be as cold as ice to you and the only time I'd talk to you is probably to insult you. If you say a racist thing about my boys, the GURL! We have got a serious problem. 

No ory has the right to degrade anybody about who they are because of where they were born or what cour their skin is. They have exactly the same features as you and all their organs work properly. They are another human being who gets hurt and you have no right to downgrade them be a use of their nationality. No right at all.

On that note. I say au revoir ZaynieBear! It is very late for me and I must now go! :D

GoodNight And Love you!

Lots and Lots and  Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear James

Dear Niall, 

First of, im really really really sorry that i couldnt send you a letter last week. I was really busy with school and had two exams and a test and stuff to do. I plead not guilty in court.

On a much congratulatory note. I want to say good job on breaking the Vevo record and congratulations on staying with One Direction for three whole years. It's at these moments that I love to call myself a true directioner because you boys give me a reason to say that. 

Thank you so much and I love you for that.

Moving on, there hasnt been a lot going on apart from the fact that you've been tweeting quite a lot lately. So I guess I should move on to what the theme is for these bunch of letters. 

Which is my pet peeves about what people think when it comes to you.

To be honest, I hate it when people say 'Is Niall the Irish one in the band, he's so ugly he doesnt belong to the band', I just feel like walking up to them and stuffing their big headed mouth up their bumhole but we all know that is not a good thing to do. 

But you know what at the moment I dont really care what people say anymore because you are who you are and i love you just the way you are. 

And no, im not about to break into bruno mars. LOL just kidding maybe i am who knows??

I also think you are a strong person for putting up with b**********and sometimes i just feel like waving a flag and saying go Niall you rock..

But I can't so that because I don't have a flag. :$:$ #TeenProblems

This is a really short letter I know I know but, it's gettin quite late and I still gotta do ZaynBears letter! So again.

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOUR!

And goodnight potatoe!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full and Oceans Full of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear LiLiBoo

Dear Liam,

Hey Liam!

So. Um. Yeahh.

I'm sorry about my messed up schedule this week. I have been so busy at school with 2 exams, 1 test, Subject Selection for next year and all that. I AM SO SORRY!

I really am. But on a happier note I want to congratulate you on your three years together as One Direction and on the Vevo record! I mean I know we did that but congratulations on getting it in your name! 

So it's been a bit quiet on your side of te band. I havent really heard anything worth talking about in my letter but I guess I want to also say congrats on the finishing of the American Leg of the tour!

You guys make me so proud to call myself a directioner! Wow! And I am sooo excited about where your going next! AUSTRALIA HERE COMES LILIBOO! Yep you're where I am soon! And guess what? YOU'RE HERE ON MY BIRTHDAY!

Partyyy!

October 28th you are here in Melbourne! I wish I could say I was coming to see you but... I'd be lying. I am soo bummed and guttered that I don't get to see you on my birthday! Omg. I wish I could just walk in there like a sexy beast and be all: 'Move peasants its mah birthday!' But we all know that aint goin to happen anytime soon!

So the thing for this round of letters is my Pet Peeve of what people do when the topic is you. 

For you Li, it's not really a pet peeve it's more of an inside joke! When peoplego all:

'Awww! Liams such a puppy!' I just scoff and be like:

'Girl please gtfo! You aint seen nothing yet!' And I say that because they obviously haven't seen punk liam! And can I just say: (I'm not scared to fangirl because you're probably notgoing to read this!) OHMYGOD MY OVARIES DEAR POTATOES! You look freaking smoking as punk liam and I just it was just.. It was perf okay? Yes I did just say perf.

Fangirl Mode Deactivated!

So that's all I have to say for this letter! Bye for now LiLiBoo!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

Xx

Dear Superman...

Dear Boobear,

Okay! I APOLOGISE OKAY! I APOLOGISE! I didnt mean to I swear! I plead not guilty your honor! But honestly though today was a really busy week, and yes I did just pull a Nialler on you but yeah... It was a really busy week this week I had like two exams one test and a few other things to do. But I am still going to try to write all of your letters in one night so yeah bowed down peasant.

Ha! Just kidding you cant bow down to anyone. You are the King okay? Kigs don't do bowing down. I just want to say congratulations on the Vevo record and the 3rd anniversary together! I am really proud to call myself a directioner in these moments because you guys are just... you guys are amazing!

So to move on to a more morbid note: 

The Mirror.

#fuckyouthemirror

#gochokeonadick

#areyoustupid

#thingsmorepopularthanthemirror

Are all of the top #'s that were going around when the article was released and yes we did trend at least 2 of them worldwide.

Okay here are my thoughts on it.

The Mirror had no right to publish that article about you and your mom because that is your private life and not theirs they need to learn boundaries. I mean I know that us Directioners arent really any better but we would never imply that your mom was a whore. We are all a family together and when we say that we also mean your family. We would stick up for anybody who was getting hurt in anyway possible. But honestly, the mirror had gone over the boundaries. The thing that surprised me the most was probably when they said your mom and the guy was purposely rubbing it in Elaines face? 

I mean it's not Jay's fault that directioners just managed to get photos everywhere I mean there is this space-age thing called the Internet? If Elaine didn't want to see those photos then she shouldve just stayed away from the Internet!

Stupid people.

Anyway, what are we to do? They're idiots and they are such big idiots that we cant chane anything about it.

So to end on a happy note the thingfor this round of Letters is my pet peeve when it comes to what people think of you. 

Straight out it is when people take the whole carrots thing to a whole new level like I mentioned before, I think it was the last letter, you didn't really say you like carrots you said you like girls who ate carrots therefore I do not get why people send you carrots. I think it was just a big misunderstanding.

Yeah that's my only pet peece I just wish people would stop with the carrots! :D

So yep! That all really! Sorry if it's short Lou but I'm on my phone so I can't check if it's shorter or longer than my last letter to you. Also I don't think I have a lot of time because of the other letters I need to write. :$

So Ciao For Now!

Lots and Lots and Buckets Full Of Love,

EmEm

xx

Dear CurlyFries...

Dear Harry,
hey haz!
It's that time of the month again...
HA! No I'm not talking about my period thank you very much. I meant it's time for me to write a letter to you! Yey! Party!
Anywhoo.
Bet ya thought I was gonna say anywhore right? Na. I'm not the swearing type.
To be honest I don't see the point in swearing. Can't you get your point across without having to be a potty mouth? Like, I get that your expressive and passionate on your opinion but come on. But it's not like I hate on people who swear, it's just not me so I don't swear.

Anyway so!!

I've watched BEST SONG EVER! (Well oviously who hasn't?) It is literally still on replay on my phone. Like I love it!

And can I just say how ADORABLE Marcel is? He is sooo adorable and dorky at the same time but he's not a geek. He is now dubbed ADORKABLE! 

If he was a legit person I think he was the guy in school who everyone liked to tease but not seriously hurt. That's probably because noone ha the hert to seriously hurt him because he was just too nice and too innocent that anyone who dared to would be drowned in oceans of guilt! Yep. He'd be the dork that all the ht girls would coo over saying he was the most adorable thing.

That's who Marcel would be. 

Did you know that not even a week after the video was released, People were already writing fanfics about Marcel? Yup. Our fandom for you. There was this one fanfic where you were Marcel by Day but Harry by night. Again, the directioner fandom everyone!

So last month I told you guys about what I'd do if I had a chance to spend a whole day with you. This month it's my pet peve about what people see you as. Okay, personally, it might be the same for other directioners but personally, it absolutely irks me when people call you the 'leader' of One Direction. I mean, I love you. No doubt at all about that. But just because your adorably sexy and have an amazingly heaven like voice does not make you the leader of a boyband. You are part of what makes One Direction. Without you it won't be One Direction. It just won't be the same. But that doesn't mean that it's all about you. And trust me it ain't your fault but it just completely irks me that this is the way peoples brains work. It's one of those things that annoy me to death! I love you Harry. I really do. And i feel for you whenever people ignore the other boys cause of you. I cannot imagine what it'd be like to see my four best mates get ignored because of something out of my control. But aye, it's life. And it bloody sucks balls too.

Anyway. 

I don't know if this letter is longer or shorter or the same as the last one because I'm writing this on my phone. So um yeah. If it is shorter than I'm sordy but it's been abso hectic at school. It's literally exams/tests every second week. I'm lucky I found time today to talk to you. Anyway, bye for now!

Remember, I love you! And also, CONGRATS ON THE BSE MUSIC VIDEO BEING THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER! And oh GOD!

I just completely remembered that it was your 3 years anniversary as One Direction! Wow. 

I remember when you were on those stairs with that childish look complete with dinples and the bouncy curly hair... Now you're on your second world tour,have a quiff goin on with te bandanas and fedoras that give me and the whole fandom a heart stroke everytime we see it, have half the world female population dying to get you in their pants and still living your dreams. Wow. It's one of those moments where I am so proud to call myself a directioner. So bloody proud. :'D

I actually really have to go now though! So yep!

Lots and lots and buckets full of love,

EmEm

xx

P.S Where do you get your bandanas from?

Dear DJMalik...

Dear Zainie,
Sup bro!
Hehehe yes, that is really how I will greet if you were bro's.
Anyway so are you really that vain? 0.0 (Blunt much? Meh, Love me or leave me right?)
Hehehe just kidding! (I got you there didn't I? :D:D)
But seriously I think it's like another one of those things that the fandom has exaggerated. EVer since Louis told us that 'Zain is vain' it's been 'Vain Zain' ever since. I mean, there are fan fictions that have you buying a whole cupboard full of hair products or you killing someone (not literally, I mean like getting furious at someone) because they stole your mirror and my favourite one, that you sleep with your mirror next to you. Hahahahaha!  Yeah it's almost always a side story in a fan fiction, Zayn loves his hair!
But I don't think you're that vain. I mean everyone wants to look their best right? Nothing wrong with that but I don't think you sleep with a mirror beside you. :D
So if we were to talk to each other for real, I would honestly not talk about hair products, or how you style your hair, or how the pressure is, or how much you love your fans.... I actually wanna talk about you and Perrie. <3<3
ZERRIE 5-EVER!
Yes I am a Zerrie girl. In fact if I could be anybody related to One Direction, apart from Nialls girl, I would want to be Zerrie's child. (That's not creepy at all now isn't it?) YOu guys are probably the hottest/sexiest couple out. You guys just... fit. It makes sense that y'all are together. Plus, there's no drama from Zerrie. It's all just chill. Which is chill. So while we're (I'm) on the subject of Perrie... Recently the fandom was given a bit of a shock when you got a tattoo of a drawn Perrie. :O Now keep reading because I'm not saying how stupid it was or how you're not going to be together forever...
Honestly, I thought it was a cute gesture! I thought it was romantic and adorable. But, I'm not sure if it was a wise decision. Like, I know it's your choice and if you thought it was a good idea then that's fine! You do what you want. :) All I'm saying is that if it was me, I wouldn't have gotten her on my arm. If it was me. But it wasn't and it was all you and as long as you're happy with it then fine. Everyone should just chill out. It's not them who got a tattoo is it? And it's not up to them what you do with your body. It's your body and yours alone.
But other than that I thought it was super adorable and super romantic! Did she like it? I would have :D
Okay, moving on....
Did I mention how much I love your accent? No? Well I really love your accent! Especially how when you're introducing yourself you're just like:
'Hi, meh names Zain.'
It makes my knees go as soft as jelly. Literally. You should introduce yourself more often. Not that there'd be any use to it... More than half the world knows who you are. :D
If I had an oppurtunity to spend a time period with you....
I would probably spend a whole day with you and the rest of the boys (apart from Niall, if you read his letter you'd know why) in the arcade and watch you lose to yours truly... Ha! Just kidding! :D or am I? Or.... I would spend half a day with you just chilling out, we could go to the beach, watch movies, eat, watch more movies, take a walk.... And the other half of the day with Perrie chilling out aswell! That would truly be a kick ass day!
I don't know why but I feel like you'd be an awesome guy best friend... I don't know if it's all the fanfiction I'm reading about you being the best guy that gives out the best advice or if it's just instinct or whatever, but I reckon you'd be an awesome guy best friend. MY guy best friend. :D
Okay that's al I've got right now. My Epicness Levels are drained from being Epic all day. :D
Bye for now! Love you tons!
Lots and Lots of Love,
EmEm
xx

P.S
If you do have a lot of hair products, which would you recommend?

Dear Leprechaun...

Thursday 11th of July 2013

Dear Nialler,

Congrats!

For what you may ask?

FOr helping me finish off 1 or more items in my Life Bucket List! Thank you and I appreciate your effort.

Okay so... I'm not really sure if you and the other boys will be reading each others letters but then again, what are the chances of you reading this alone?

ANyway, so this is so NOT fair to the other boys but you are what normal people call, 'favourite'. 

I put the marks around favourite because that's not the word I would use. I actually don't have a word to use because it's just a tiny bit complicated. :)

You're not my favourite. I don't have a favourite. I love you boys equally. But. But. But. But. (Okay, I think that's enough butts. ;D)

You are the person that gets me to smile faster compared to the other boys. You're the first boy I look for in a group photo. (Only by a millisecond though, I couldn't possibly not look at you boys for more than a second.) You're the one who I seem to be spending more than the usual amount of tweets on on twitter. You aren't my favourite.

But you're the one I fell in love with first. (With the other boys coming in next very closely. I'm talking nano seconds here. :]) << That looks weird. Note to self, never put a smiley face at the ends of brackets....

Anyway sooo yeah, I have just given you an insight to how fangirls work, but just an insight. You've got no idea how crazy are brains are and how weird the way they work is.

ANyway... So.

WHat would I say if I met you? A lotta things.

Nandos? I love it.

(BTW your Coles AD just played on TV. I've only got 8 chances :[ )<<< Urgh I did it again...

Dyou even like Nandos as much as the fandom says? I mean I know you like it a lot but are you lie fully obsessed? Probably not. I mean there are words and stuff coming around saying that if the XFactor thing didn't work out, your dream was to work in Nandos.... 0.0 Yeah maybe not? But I don't mind. I loved Nandos even wayyy before you guys came into my life.

But I don't just have a passion for Nandos... I have a passion for Food in general. See? I even gave it a capital letter.

Speaking of food, that's another rumour that I think may have been exaggerated just a tiny bit too much.  Honestly you should read the stuff the fandom writes about you and your food. There was a fanfic where Harry and Louis threw all your socks and snapbacks into a crowd and you got angry but the moment that your girlfriend from the fanfic gave you a packet of crisps, you calmed down immediately. XD Okay, it was kind of funny but I don't think anybody would be that calm if all their snapbacks and docks were thrown out.

(The Coles AD came on again... Geez you guys are everywhere! :D)

Me? I love every kinds of food. Sweet, sour, bitter, savoury, cold, hot and even spicy. Sadly, I'm still not at that stage of spiciness where I can eat a bite of Peri Peri chicken without needing a whole bottle of ice cold water. But hey, I'm working on it! :)

So about that Bucket List, YOu actually just completed one of it. Not one or more. If you wanted to you could also complete another two or three. One of which is letting me hear your laugh. 

Yeah yeah, I know I can hear it in your interviews and concerts and meet and greets and even before the last chorus of 'She's Not Afraid"but I want need to hear it in person. I feel like it's the only way to really know what it sounds like. I mean, I'm not being snobby or know-it-all or anything but you never know what something really sounds like unless you hear it in person. What with auto tune and garage band and all that chiz.

Another thing that you could help me with is getting a Horan Hug. Yes there is such a thing. People (Directioners) claim that you're hug is 'heavenly and out of this world' but I can't really say much because I haven't had one. (Bro, I haven't even met you in person... -.-)

ANyway enough about my BUcket List and me and more about you.

You.

Niall James Horan. (I swear I'm not a creep almost half the world knows your full name, intentionally or unintentionally.)

In my opinion, in my eyes, in my honest judgement.... I think that you are one of the most charming, handsome, cute, kind, adorable, talented person that I've ever known. At least from what information I've gathered. (Oh gawd, that didn't sound creepy at all know...)

I can't really say I'm right because I don't know what happens behind the camera or behind the stage. I could be completely wrong, which I hope I'm not, but then again I could be spot on. WHo knows? (<< Hehe... That's my fanfic title.)

So again I don't know if you're going to be reading the other boys letter but if you don't...

I've been telling them about what I would love to do with them if we had the chance and so far I've suggested that we go to the arcade. As Best Friends. But with you?

I would actually love to just spend a whole week with you. Half of which you can be Niall Horan from One Direction and the other half you can be Niall Horan form Ireland. :) We don't even have to do much. WE could just stay in and watch movies and completely stuff ourselves with food or we could go all out and go to a different country for the each day. Honestly I'd prefer the staying in watching movies to the different country option. :D But whatever we decide to do I just want there to be a clear separation from the two different Nialls. WHich is how I see it.

Niall Horan from One Direction.

Niall Horan from Mullingar.

Anyway, if I had an opportunity to be with you it would be that.

Okay so I think that I've been writing for too long and I am so flooded in guilt because the fact that I wrote more for you compared to the other boys get my heart in knots. Yes my secret identity is Queen Cheesy.

In fact, I have a theory that if I was the guy, I would be the most romantic boyfriend a girl could get. Like honestly, legit. If I was a guy.

Beyonce: If I was a BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY! I think I would UNDERSTAND!

Hehehe. ANyway.

I seriously have to go know.

Bye!

Lots and lots and Buckets and Oceans Full of Love,

EmEm

xx

P.S Don't tell the boys about us staying in and watching movies. I bet my next pop tart that they will come and crash it no matter what we say. ;D